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Saturday, April 16, 2011

Sad Ice Cream Cone

Ugh. I hate doing rant posts!

Let's start at the beginning. My husband and I switched places.

This is so accurate that it is SCARY.
 So I'm the breadwinner now - which totally sounds cooler than it really is.
I'm a server at a restaurant. I really enjoy it - don't get me wrong - but my god. 
I'm horrible at it!
I swear that I just run around like a blue-arsed fly the whole shift. There are so many things to remember, and most of the people I work with are pretty seasoned... I'm like the new kid in high school - Not fun. Tonight was awful, seriously. It took everything I had not to just fall onto one of my tables and bawl like a baby.

I hate to blame my mistakes on anything (But I will anyway), but I had a pretty shitty morning after my pretty crappy sleep last night, and I worked from 5pm until almost 2am.
I'm tired.
I'm cranky.
I have to pee.
I'm going to bed.

I am a sad ice cream cone.

1 comment:

  1. It's Ok!!! You're still new. Just apologize profusely to everyone and tell them how you're new and that you appreciate their patience while you learn along with them. And invite them back to keep learning and growing with you. If they are nice people they should be honored by your honesty and humility. If they're mean people, spit in their food. Oh wait, did I say that out loud just now?